Top 10 funniest prison and jail reviews on Yelp
From San Quentin to Rikers Island, here’s what Yelpers had to stay about the accommodations at these correctional facilities
By C1 Staff
Everyone’s a critic – especially in the age of social media. Crowd-sourced reviews have become so popular that even people are getting the Yelp treatment these days, so it should come as no surprise that correctional facilities are also now subject to star ratings. From San Quentin to Rikers Island, here are the top 10 funniest prison and jail reviews on Yelp. Check them out and share any we missed in the comments section.
1. FOLSOM PRISON
He should have gone for the “solitary” package.
2. CLARK COUNTY DETENTION CENTER
Nothing like some delicious prison hooch to make you feel at home.
3. KING COUNTY JAIL
Sounds like King County needs to step its game up.
4. SAN QUENTIN STATE PRISON
The chain link fences are quite rustic, aren’t they?
5. COOK COUNTY JAIL
Top legal minds, indeed.
6. RIKERS ISLAND
This one sounds familiar…
7. ORANGE COUNTY JAIL
The views in Orange County leave much to be desired.
8. SCOTT COUNTY JAIL
I’ve heard those federal resorts are pretty hit and miss.
9. WASHINGTON COUNTY JAIL
You can cut staffing levels but don’t you dare touch the go-kart track!
10. MARION COUNTY JAIL
One star would’ve been justified if they’d served Nutraloaf. The PB&J makes this a 4-star experience at minimum.